Post by mam89 on Jan 13, 2009 23:29:08 GMT -5
Oz was hungry, in fact he wasn't just hungry, he felt like his bulging stomach was going to wither up and fall off if he didn't get any nourishment.
That feeling set in about 30 seconds after he called for an order up to his cabin, and it hadn't arrived in an expedient fashion so he had to think hard. Either he would sit in his massive reading chair and die of starvation, or he would have to heave himself up and lumber down to the kitchens to find out who the hell wasn't jumping when he said to jump! If anyone fessed up, which would be foolish, he would have them skewered and roasted for his afternoon snack; of course that was just a figure of speech, Oz didn't normally eat his crew...
So, with much effort, and a great deal of cussing in multiple languages, Oz finally got out of his chair, stumbled over the threshold of his cabin and maneuvered his way down to the Mess Hall of the ship. Of all the shitty things on the Esteem, the main mess hall was Oz's favorite places. The esteem had a first class ship's kitchen, and enough storage food to feed the massive crew and more for months; all of which was bought with Oz's personal Alliance salaries. That is, as long as the captain didn't die of starvation first!
"Where the hell is my food!" the gluttonous captain heaved as he slammed open the doors to an awed crowd of hungry men... All of which would later laugh about the all too common incident.
"Where is the lead chef! I wish to have a word with him about this matter! His stewards are getting slack again confound it!" Foaming at the mouth wasn't something Oz normally did, except on rarified occasions; like when the "bad guy" escaped (and Oz was blamed), or when he didn't get his laundry done just right, or that time he broke his toe on his chair and later smashed the chair, or when his scheduled meals don't arrive 5 seconds early... Anyway, Oz just didn't do things to make himself look bad in front of his men!
In realty, if his men hadn't have love the luxury of his ship nor feared his temper, they most certainly would have all busted up laughing at him.
OCC: Anyone can join, if you dare! Naw, I'm just kidding XD
That feeling set in about 30 seconds after he called for an order up to his cabin, and it hadn't arrived in an expedient fashion so he had to think hard. Either he would sit in his massive reading chair and die of starvation, or he would have to heave himself up and lumber down to the kitchens to find out who the hell wasn't jumping when he said to jump! If anyone fessed up, which would be foolish, he would have them skewered and roasted for his afternoon snack; of course that was just a figure of speech, Oz didn't normally eat his crew...
So, with much effort, and a great deal of cussing in multiple languages, Oz finally got out of his chair, stumbled over the threshold of his cabin and maneuvered his way down to the Mess Hall of the ship. Of all the shitty things on the Esteem, the main mess hall was Oz's favorite places. The esteem had a first class ship's kitchen, and enough storage food to feed the massive crew and more for months; all of which was bought with Oz's personal Alliance salaries. That is, as long as the captain didn't die of starvation first!
"Where the hell is my food!" the gluttonous captain heaved as he slammed open the doors to an awed crowd of hungry men... All of which would later laugh about the all too common incident.
"Where is the lead chef! I wish to have a word with him about this matter! His stewards are getting slack again confound it!" Foaming at the mouth wasn't something Oz normally did, except on rarified occasions; like when the "bad guy" escaped (and Oz was blamed), or when he didn't get his laundry done just right, or that time he broke his toe on his chair and later smashed the chair, or when his scheduled meals don't arrive 5 seconds early... Anyway, Oz just didn't do things to make himself look bad in front of his men!
In realty, if his men hadn't have love the luxury of his ship nor feared his temper, they most certainly would have all busted up laughing at him.
OCC: Anyone can join, if you dare! Naw, I'm just kidding XD